I'm Going To Stop Putting

Just Try To Be Happy. Unhappiness Starts With Wanting To Be Happier.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe She Had So Many Children Her Government Subsidy Check Came To $4,892.

Life Begins At Forty, But So Does Arthritis, And The Habit Of Telling The Same Story Three Times To The Same Person.

You Don't Have To Be In "who's Who" To Know What's What.