List Of 20+ Toasters Quotes

Not Unlike The Toaster, I Control Darkness.

And We've Got A Toaster And Everything. So There Is No Reason For The Wedding.

I Don't Want To Give The Impression That I Hold Daily Conversations With My Household Appliances, Although My Toaster Is As Old As Drew Barrymore And Almost As Talented.

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

Our Toaster Has Two Settings: Too Soon Or Too Late.

I Have Avoided Becoming Stale By Putting A Little Water On The Plate, Lying On The Plate, And Having Myself Refreshed In A Toaster Oven For 23 Minutes Once Every Month.

Television Is Like The American Toaster, You Push The Button And The Same Thing Pops Up Everytime.

Virginia Is The Place, Where, Technologically Speaking, They Will Burn People At The Stake For Possessing Such Things As Toasters.

He Rooted For The Mets, He Wore Foot Of The Loom Underwear, And He Drove A Buick. His Loyalties Were Carved In Stone And He Wasn't About To Be Impressed With Some Upstart Of A Toaster Salesman Who Drove A Bonneville.

I Remember When I Was Growing Up, You Would Go To A Bank To Open A Deposit, And They'd Give You A Toaster. A Free Toaster. These Days, If You're A Company, And You Go To A Bank, They Could Easily Turn You Away! They Don't Want Your Deposits Anymore.

Burn Bread Every Day Boy, No Toaster

But The Toaster Was Quite Satisfied With Itself, Thank You. Though It Knew From Magazines That There Were Toasters Who Could Toast Four Slices At A Time, It Didn't Think That The Master, Who Lived Alone And Seemed To Have Few Friends, Would Have Wanted A Toaster Of Such Institutional Proportions. With Toast, It's Quality That Matters, Not Quantity.