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I Don't Know Why I Do What I Do. I Tend To Go For The Really Weird, Bizarre Stuff. I Actually Have To Tone It Down For The Show.

I'm On The Internet A Lot More Than I Watch Tv And Most Everybody I Know Is, And Yet If You Watch Most Late-night Talk Shows, It's As If It Doesn't Even Exist.

I Just Want $1 Million Next Season, That's All I Want

There’s Little Kids On Trains Coming Up To Me, Singing My Theme Song, And They Can Barely Walk.

I Had Sadness For Breakfast.