I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada

I'm Kinda Disapointed That Canada Isn't Like The South Park Movie Said It Was.

I Want To Feel Lucky Every Night When I Go Onstage, And Not Feel Like, 'oh, Great, Here We Go Again.

You Can Only Start A Boy Band If You Kill One Of The Other Ones Already Out There.

Elijah Wood From Lord Of The Rings Can't Get Married With A Girl Named Holly Beacause It Would Make Holly Wood Get It Hollywood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me.