I'm Known For My Slightly

The Joy Of The Roasts Is To Watch People Get Hurt And Offended, And Then Have To Laugh To Pretend They're A Good Sport.

I'm Eventually Gonna Take The Daryl Hannah Parts.

If They'd Wanted A Nice Parrot, They Wouldn't Have Asked For Me.

I Personally Think Miles Davis Is A Lot Funnier Than Me. And He's Working More.

There Are Times When I've Had Ideas Walking Down The Street That I Thought Were Great, And The Minute I Got Onstage, I Would Think Of Them And Go, 'wow, That Would Never Work,' Even Before I Did It In Front Of The Audience.