Im Not Gay, But The

I've Masturbated Like 5 Times In The Last 24 Hours... It Hurts... It's Going To Fall Off.

We Don't Want To Act Like Adults. Anybody Who Can Stay In A State Of Adolescence Will Be Much Better Off Later On. Look At People Who Are Working Nine-to-five Jobs Out Of College, And Look At Professional Skateboarders Or Guys In Punk Bands. See Who's Having More Fun.

Im Not Gay, But The Man In My Bed Last Night Was.

In Leaving Negativity Behind, You Find Something Beautiful.

In Ten Years I Will Become President Of The United States Of America.