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[televised Stand-up] Never Really Makes Me Laugh. The Only One I Ever Saw That I Liked Was Richard Pryor, And That Was [shot On] Film.

Pulp Fiction Is A, Uh, Gritty, Urban Satire. Pump Friction Is A Uh-uh, A Bunch Of Uh, Dudes And Ladies Having Dirty Sex.

It Is Necessary To Be Tolerant, In Order To Be Tolerated.

If You Cannot Patiently Bear Correction, Endeavor To Avoid Fault.

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.