It Is Necessary To Be

The Reason We Have Few Friends In Adversity, Is, Because We Have No True Ones In Prosperity.

Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most Precious When Lost.

Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.

I'm Happy Doing Stand-up, But I'll Probably Do A Television Show Eventually. If Not, I'll Delve Into This Internet World And Decide Best How To Harness It. What I Like Best About It Is The Independent Movie Style And The Ability To Just Be Completely Reckless Within That World. I Like That A Lot. I Just Have To Acquaint Myself With Technology.

I Don't Know The Difference Between A Hippie And A Hipster But, It's Fun To Watch Either One Of Them Get Beat Up.