Liberty, Like Health, Appears Most

All Kinds Of Violence On The Tv. You're Not Supposed To Watch Violence On The Tv. Children, They Can't Watch It 'cause They're Afraid Maybe The Kids Will Copy Something They See On The Tv. I Can't Even Get A Funny Cartoon Anymore Because Some 12-year-old Somewhere Watched A Particularly Violent Episode Of The Road Runner-coyote Show, And The Next Day, They Found Him At The Bottom Of A Canyon, Two Giant Springs Strapped To His Feet.

I'm Not Gay, So I Don't Know Much About Broadway Musicals.

If You're Looking For The Suspect In A Suicide Bombing, Here's A Clue: Look For The Dead Guy.

I Don't Really Like Politics That Much. And I Like The Order And Simplicity Of Sports. They Have An Ending. You Can Argue With Your Friends About It, But In The End You Still Like Sports. I Almost Love The Fantasy World Of Sports More Than The Real World.

I Have Always Loved Las Vegas. It's A Traditional Place For Lounge Comics To Perform, And I Love That.