I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply

Maybe I've Moved To The Dark Side, But It's Clean And Nice And We Never Run Out Of Toilet Paper.

For The Record? I Have Never Been Her Baby. In Fact, I Reject The Notion Of Coming Out Of Her Body. I Prefer To Believe I Was Hatched, Or Perhaps Purchased.

Everyone Who Reads Me Is Someone I'd Like To Hang Out With.

Some People Are Destined To Be Deep Thinkers. I Am Not One Of Those People.

I Think People Tend To Be Very Myopic And They Dont Understand How Their Actions Impact Others.