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Although I Get A Lot Of Specialty Services Like Wraps, Scrubs, And Mustache Removal, My Favorite Is The Simple Manicure/pedicure. They Work On Your Hands And Feet At The Same Time While You Sit In A Vibrating Chair. I Call It The Sorority Girls Version Of A Threesome.

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About Excess Movement.

You Think You're So Cool Just Because You Can Walk!

Everyone Who Reads Me Is Someone I'd Like To Hang Out With.

You Can't All Of A Sudden Go To Sleep One Night And Wake Up Martha Stewart. It's Bit By Bit By Bit.