I'm Not On A Diet.

You Gotta Hang Out With People Who Have Big Dreams And Believe In That Dream.

I Don't Get Controversial, I Don't Get Political And I Don't Tell You What To Do With Your Life. I Just Go Out There And Tell Some Stories, And People Can Relate.

I Talked About The Stuff So Openly That People Are Able To Connect And Relate. I Put Everything Out There [into The Network], And If I'm Having A Bad Time, People Know About It.

If I Wouldn't Have Done Comedy, I Would Have Been A Teacher. I Was Really Good When I Took An Exploratory Teaching Class In High School, At Getting Kids' Attention, And Delivering Lesson Plans. Though My Principal Even Told Me That This Was What I Was Meant To Do. And That Being A Big-mouth Comedian Was A Waste Of Time.

That Was The Challenge. How Can You Tell The Story Here And Make Sure It Goes The Same Way On The Other Side Of The World?