I'm Searching For Loopholes.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Few Things In Life Are More Embarrassing Than The Necessity Of Having To Inform An Old Friend That You Have Just Got Engaged To His Fiancee.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

It's A Funny Old World. A Man's Lucky If He Gets Out Of It Alive.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.