I Never Voted For Anybody.

I Never Drink Water Because Of The Disgusting Things That Fish Do In It.

Back In My Rummy Days, I Would Tremble And Shake For Hours Upon Arising. It Was The Only Exercise I Got.

Never Give A Sucker An Even Break.

Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of My Lunch.

I Was In Love With A Beautiful Blonde Once. She Drove Me To Drink. That's The One Thing I'm Indebted To Her For.