Some Weasel Took The Cork

You Can't Cheat An Honest Man.

Remember, Lady Godiva Put All She Had On A Horse And She Lost Her Shirt!

A Merry Christmas To All My Friends Except Two.

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

The Two-headed Boy In The Circus Never Had Such A Headache.