The Two-headed Boy In The

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason

I Could Be Stranded In Any Town In The United States With Ten Cents And Within An Hour Make $20 With The Shell Game.

All Things Considered, I'd Rather Be In Philadelphia

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.