Never Give A Sucker An

Set Up Another Case Bartender! The Best Thing For A Case Of Nerves Is A Case Of Scotch.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

Show Me A Great Actor And I'll Show You A Lousy Husband. Show Me A Great Actress, And You've Seen The Devil.

I Never Voted For Anybody. I Always Voted Against.

Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite, And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake.