I'm Sure Some Of You

Comedy Exists To Laugh At Things That Aren't Laughable. But Isn't It? That's What Separates Us From The Animals. We Laugh.

I Finally Found Out How Priests Get Holy Water. They Boil The Hell Out Of It.

I'm Telling You That At Eight She Knew More About Reproduction Than Xerox.

My Earliest Childhood Memory Was Watching My Parents Loosen The Wheels On My Stroller.

My Parents Hated Me. All I Ever Heard Was, "why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia? Why Can't You Be Like Your Cousin Shelia?" Shelia Had Died At Birth.