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I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Tonight I'll Be Interviewing Ken Watanabe, Keisha Castle Hughes, Benecio Del Toro And Djimon Honsou - And Yes, Those Are Actors, Not Caterers.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

Comediennes Are The Lucky Ones, Because If You're Funny, You Can Be 125 Years Old And They Will Still Accept You.

I Don't Think There'd Be A Tina Fey Now If I Hadn't Tried To Look Good In The Beginning.