I'm Sure The Way To

Nothing Dates One So Dreadfully As To Think Someplace Is Uptown. At Our Age One Must Be Watchful Of These Conversational Gray Hairs.

To Get It Right, Be Born With Luck Or Else Make It. Never Give Up. A Little Money Helps, But What Really Gets It Right Is To Never Face The Facts.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.