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I Know I'm Not Supposed To Have Any Opinions About Politics, Because I'm Famous.

Would You Look At That Body Language? Legs Crossed Towards Each Other. That Is An Unequivocal Sex Invite.

If You Can't Go Straight Ahead, You Go Around The Corner.

When You Stop Trying To Find The Right Man And Start Becoming The Right Woman, The Right Man Will Find His Way To You.

My Mother Once Said "if You Don't Pay Attention To Age, Then It Won't Pay Attention To You." And She Says It, And It Sounds Nice, But I Don't Buy It.