I'm The Guy That Made

It's Better To Be Lucky Than Good.

When Neil Armstrong First Set Foot On The Moon, He And All The Space Scientists Were Puzzled By An Unidentifiable White Object. I Knew Immediately What It Was. That Was A Home Run Ball Hit Off Me In 1933 By Jimmie Foxx.

He (jimmie Foxx) Has Muscles In His Hair.

I Don't Know. I've Never Been On Second Before.

A Lot Of Things Run Through Your Head When You're Going In To Relieve In A Tight Spot. One Of Them Was, "should I Spike Myself?"