In America, You Can Always

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Men And Women Are Immigrants In Each Other's Worlds.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

Falling In Love Is A Chemical Reaction. But It Wears Off In A Year.

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.