In Russia, If A Male

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.