I Must Have A Drink

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

I Don't Have To Attend Every Argument I'm Invited To.

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

I Have Spent A Lot Of Time Searching Through The Bible For Loopholes.

To Me, These Biblical Stories Are Just So Many Fish Stories, And I'm Not Specifically Referring To Jonah And The Whale. I Need Indisputable Proof Of Anything I'm Asked To Believe.