I Have Spent A Lot

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

I Never Drink Water... Fish F**k In It.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

I Don't Believe In Dining On An Empty Stomach.

If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. There's No Point In Being A Damn Fool About It.