In High School, When I

I Tell Ya When I Was A Kid, All I Knew Was Rejection. My Yo-yo, It Never Came Back.

I've Never Been Lucky. The Day My Ship Came In, I Was At The Airport.

I Told My Doctor, "i've Swallowed A Bottle Of Sleeping Pills" And He Told Me To Have A Few Drinks And Get Some Rest.

And My Girlfriend, She's Fat! How Fat? She's So Fat She Wears Two Watches-one For Each Time Zone!

To Me, Viagra Is The Same As Disneyland. You Wait An Hour For A Two-minute Ride.