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If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

There's Only Two Things You Can Start Without A Plan: A Riot And A Family, For Everything Else You Need A Plan.

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

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