In Opposition To Sex Education:

The Last Few Years Of My Life Have Been A Little Like A Long Ride In A Poop De Ville With The Bottom Down.

I Came Down To Orange Because I Sold The Smothers Brothers A Song Called 'chocolate,' And That Gave Me Enough Money To Move Down Here. I Was Washing Windows Down In Orange County When They Called Me Up And Said They Wanted Me To Do Their Tv Show.

Assuming Either The Left Wing Or The Right Wing Gained Control Of The Country, It Would Probably Fly Around In Circles.

Why Should Old People Get [social Security]? They Just Sit Around All Day Doing Nothing.

In Opposition To Sex Education: Let The Kids Today Learn It Where We Did - In The Gutter.