[in Politics] No Good Deed

In The Final Analysis There Is No Other Solution To Man's Progress But The Day's Honest Work, The Day's Honest Decision, The Day's Generous Utterances, And The Day's Good Deed.

I Was Wondering Today What The Religion Of The Country Is - And All I Could Come Up With Is Sex.

I Am For Lifting Everyone Off The Social Bottom. In Fact, I Am For Doing Away With The Social Bottom Altogether.

I Wish I Were A Virgin Again. The Only Fun I Ever Had Was Holding Out.

You Know, That's The Only Good Thing About Divorce; You Get To Sleep With Your Mother.