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It Isn't Enough For You To Love Money - It's Also Necessary That Money Should Love You.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.

Intelligent People Are Always On The Unpopular Side Of Anything.

Whoever Takes Just Plain Ginger Ale Soon Gets Drowned Out Of The Conversation.

Ther's Still A Few Honest Folks Left But They Never Seem T' Find Anything You Lose.