Intelligent People Are Always On

I Will Say This For Adversity: People Seem To Be Able To Stand It, And That Is More Than I Can Say For Prosperity.

We'd All Like To Vote For The Best Man But He's Never A Candidate.

The Worst Feature Of A New Baby Is Its Mother's Singing.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.

It's Going To Be Fun To Watch And See How Long The Meek Can Keep The Earth Once They Inherit It.