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It Used To Be That A Fellow Went On The Police Force When Everything Else Failed, But Today He Goes In The Advertising Game.

The Election Is Not Very Far Off When A Candidate Can Recognize You Across The Street.

All I Kin Git Out O' The Wickersham Position On Prohibition Is That The Distinguished Jurist Seems To Feel That If We'd Let 'em Have It The Problem O' Keepin' 'em From Gitten;' It Would Be Greatly Simplified

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.

There Isn't Much To Be Seen In A Little Town, But What You Hear Makes Up For It.