It's Going To Be Fun

Classical Music Is The Kind We Keep Thinking Will Turn Into A Tune.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

The Only Time Some Fellows Are Seen With Their Wives Is After They're Indicted.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

I'm Sorry To Inform You That Your 50 Year Warranty Has Expired On Your Back, Knees, And Memory. Luckily Your Lifetime Warranty On Your Heart Is Still In Effect. Of Course, That Becomes Void And Expires When You Do.