In The Human Race Today,

If I Don't Eat Soon, I'll Die Of Hunger; And If I Die, I Won't Eat Soon.

In The Human Race Today, You Came Last.

Life Is A Long Agonized Illness Only Curable By Death.

Only On The Third Class Tourist Class Passengers' Deck Was It A Sultry Overcast Morning, But Then If You Do Things On The Cheap You Must Expect These Things.

I Have The Body Of An Eighteen Year Old. I Keep It In The Fridge.