In The Suburbs It's Hard

Valentine's Day - A Nice Holiday Because It's The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Wife.

A Man Is Hit By A Car While Crossing A Beverly Hills Street. A Woman Rushes To Him And Cradles His Head In Her Lap, Asking, Are You Comfortable? The Man Answers, I Make A Nice Living.

Some Kids Want To Know Why The Teachers Get Paid When It's The Kids Who Have To Do All The Work.

Do You Realise That Eve Was The Only Woman Who Ever Took A Man's Side?

I Don't Mind Personal Insults, But When You Insult The Jokes That I Tell You're Insulting Fred Allen, Bob Hope, Burns And Allen, Trevor Mcgee And Molly Picon.