In Those Days The Best

At Home We Ate Fish Every Friday, As Catholics Were Then Supposed To Do. Being Jewish, I Compromised. I Wore A Hat When I Ate Fish, Out Of Respect For My Own Religion And The Fish's Family.

I Was Always Taught To Respect My Elders And I've Now Reached The Age When I Don't Have Anybody To Respect.

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

I'd Rather Be Over The Hill Than Under It.