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Remember Even Though The Outside World Might Be Raining, If You Keep On Smiling The Sun Will Soon Show Its Face And Smile Back At You.

When Life Hands You Lemons - Squat! Squats Make Everything Better. And If Squats Don't, Bacon Will

Do What Comes Into Your Life And Do It Well... Be Polite Without Groveling. If You Are Ever Afraid Of Anything, Do Not Deny It, But Behave As If You Feared Nothing.

My Father Was An Episcopalian Minister, And I've Always Been Comforted By The Power Of Prayer.

Intruder On Level One. All Aliens, Please Proceed To Level One.