It Ain't What They Call

In Every Big City There Is Always One Surefire Laugh, And That Lies In Hanging Some Piece Of Idiocy Upon The People Of A Nearby City Or Town.

I Like Children. If They're Properly Cooked.

I Used To Be Indecisive, Now I'm Not So Sure.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night

I've Never Hit A Woman In My Life. Not Even My Own Mother.