It Is A Sobering Thought

Filth, I'm Glad To Say, Is In The Mind Of The Beholder. When Correctly Viewed, Everything Is Lewd.

The Reason Most Folksongs Are So Atrocious Is That They Were Written By The People.

I Find Enough Mystery In Mathematics To Satisfy My Spiritual Needs. I Think, For Example, That Pi Is Mysterious Enough (don't Get Me Started!) Without Having To Worry About God. Or If Pi Isn't Enough, How About Fractals? Or Quantum Mechanics?

Be Careful Not To Do Your Good Deeds When There's No One Watching You.

Laughter Is Involuntary. If It's Funny You Laugh.