Filth, I'm Glad To Say,

It Is A Sobering Thought That When Mozart Was My Age, He Had Been Dead For Two Years.

On Christmas Day You Can't Get Sore, Your Fellow Man You Must Adore. There's Time To Cheat Him All The More The Other Three Hundred And Sixty-four

As For Language, Almost Everything Goes Now. That Is Not To Say That Verbal Taboos Have Disappeared, But Merely That They Have Shifted Somewhat. In My Youth, For Example, There Were Certain Words You Couldn't Say In Front Of A Girl; Now You Can Say Them, But You Can't Say 'girl'.

No One Is More Dangerous Than Someone Who Thinks He Has "the Truth". To Be An Atheist Is Almost As Arrogant As To Be A Fundamentalist. But Then Again, I Can Get Pretty Arrogant.

Always Predict The Worst, And You'll Be Hailed As A Prophet.