It Is Decidedly Not True

I Believe In Rules. Sure I Do. If There Weren't Any Rules, How Could You Break Them?

It's Possible To Spend Money Anywhere In The World If You Put Your Mind To It, Something I Proved Conclusively By Running Up Huge Debts In Cincinnati.

God Watches Over Drunks And Third Baseman.

I Never Questioned The Integrity Of An Umpire. Their Eyesight, Yes.

Five Runs Ahead And He'd Knock In All The Runs I Could Ask For. One Run Behind And He Was Going To Kill Me.