It Is Not That Which

Where There Is Too Much, Something Is Missing.

Many [of The Americans] Polled Showed A Marked Disapproval Of The Wallonians, Danerians, And Pirenians. The Fact That These Minorities Were Invented By The Pollster Did Not Diminish The Hostility.

Why Did God Give Me Two Ears And One Mouth? So That I Will Hear More And Talk Less.

If You Are Going To Do Something Wrong, At Least Enjoy It.

Humor Is, I Think, The Subtlest And Chanciest Of Literary Forms. It Is Surely Not Accidental That There Are A Thousand Novelists, Essayists, Poets Or Journalists For Each Humorist. It Is A Long, Long Time Between James Thurbers.