It May Be A Cliché,

There's Something Brave And Touching About Game Girls Of All Ages Keeping Themselves Smart In Hard Times - One Thinks Of Those Wonderful Women During World War Ii Drawing Stocking Seams In Eyebrow Pencil Up The Back Of Legs Stained With Gravy Browning Because Nylons Were So Hard To Get Hold Of.

Transsexualism Is, Basically, Just Another, More Drastic Twist On The Male Menopause.

As A Precocious Teen I Dreamed Of Being Graham Greene. Well, As It Turned Out, I Never Wrote A Great Novel, Sadly, And I Never Converted To Catholicism, Happily, But I Did Do One Thing He Did. That Is, In Middle Age I Moved To A Seaside Town And Got Into A Right Barney With The Local Powers-that-be.

Women, More Often Than Not, Do Things Which Aren't Remotely Relaxing But Are All About Preening, Which Is Just Another Sort Of Work.

Lots Of Women Love To Accuse Men Of Being Immature When The Fellow In Question Displays A Reluctance To "commit"...