It’s A Pleasure To Be

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.

You Managed Not To Get Eaten Then?

Well, You Didn't Design Your Beard Too Well, Did You?

My Favourite Subject At School Was Avoiding Unnecessary Work.

It's My Custom To Say Something Flattering To Begin With So I Shall Be Excused If I Put My Foot In It Later On.