It Seemed Rather Incongruous That

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

I Have A Hat. It Is Graceful And Feminine And Give Me A Certain Dignity, As If I Were Attending A State Funeral Or Something. Someday I May Get Up Enough Courage To Wear It, Instead Of Carrying It.

The Term 'working Mother' Is Redundant.

We Wondered Why When A Child Laughed, He Belonged To Daddy, And When He Had A Sagging Diaper That Smelled Like A Landfill, 'he Wants His Mother.'

Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The 'titanic' Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart.