It Takes A Certain Amount

It's Not Always Easy To Identify Your Own Voice. It Comes With Time.

I Don't See The Future As Bright, Language-wise. I See It As A Glass Half Empty - And Evaporating Quickly.

It Takes A Certain Amount Of Guts To Go To Your Class Reunions.

When I Was A Kid In Nebraska, A Cantankerous Farmer, Known For Plinking With His '22 At Passing Cars In Which He Perceived Enemies, Ingeniously Rigged Up A Shotgun In His House, Trained On The Inside Of His Front Door So As To Widely Distribute Any Intruder.

If I Were Running A Campaign, I'd Urge Taking The Mountain Of Money Reportedly Squandered On Pizza, Coffee And Bagels And Spending It More Wisely - On A Talented Young Comedy Writer.