It Was Never My Direct

My Cat Brought Me A Toy. I Thanked Her And Threw It. She Sat There Gave Me A Look That Made Me Realize People And Dogs Are The Crazy Ones.

I Have To Be Really Careful, Because I Have Nothing But Love For This Entity Known As "the Customer" In Entertainment. I Would Never, Ever, Ever Put Myself Above Them And Say, "they Don't Get It, But It's Funny, Believe Me." If They're Not Laughing, I'm Doing My Job Wrong.

When You Are In The 8 O'clock Position, You Can Either Be A Cultural Phenomenon, Or You're Endangered. It's A Tough Time Slot.

Class Clowns Are Never Allowed To Date Anybody Decent, But You Don't Get Beaten Up, You're Invited To Parties, And Everybody Likes You.

I Am Absolutely And Inherently Self-destructive In That I Am Always Making Sure I'm Doing What I Want To Do.