It Was Too Much Tequila,

I Know I Should Be Leaving This Climate, I've Got A Verse, But Can't Rhyme It.

Yes, I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years To Late. Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothing To Plunder, I'm An Over Forty Victim Of Fate.

Songwriters Write Songs, But They Really Belong To The Listener.

Gluttony, Do Not Eat Thy Neighbor's Wife's Popcorn.

Instinct Taught Me 20 Years Ago To Pace A Song Or A Concert Performance. That Translates Into Pacing A Story, Pleasing A Reading Audience.