It Would Be Spiteful To

Apparently You're Not Allowed To Lick A Toad's Back.

The Elephant Man Would Never Have Gotten Up And Gone, ‘oh, God. Look At Me Hair Today.’

I Don’t Think I’ve Ever Felt This Lost, Even In Wales.

Knowledge Is Almost Annoying.

I've Heard That Fact, That Is You Eat More Than Six Bananas It Will Kill You. I Saw A Bowl With Seven Bananas In It And I Thought, That's Dangerous.